Tart the Turtle: I Want to Be Horizontal — Waterproof Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker | 2.5" × 2.1"

Some days are productive. Some days are adventurous. And some days? You just want to be horizontal.

The I Want to Be Horizontal sticker features Tart the Turtle, the introspective writer and worrier of the Faultedlines crew. This waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker captures a feeling many people know all too well — the desire to pause, rest, and simply exist without expectations for a little while.

Whether you've spent the day working, studying, creating, socializing, or simply navigating life's responsibilities, sometimes your body and brain decide they've had enough.

And that's okay.

The System

Rest doesn't always need a reason.

Sometimes you've done enough for the day. Sometimes your brain needs a break. Sometimes the nearest couch, bed, or cozy blanket is exactly where you need to be.

Tart understands that slowing down isn't failure, and rest isn't laziness. There are days when the most productive thing you can do is give yourself permission to recharge.

I Want to Be Horizontal embraces that feeling with humor, honesty, and a healthy appreciation for doing absolutely nothing for a little while.

Because being human means needing rest.

And even turtles need a break sometimes.

What's Inside

• Waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker — Tart the Turtle: I Want to Be Horizontal
• Available Sizes:

Standard: 2.5" × 2.1"
Mini: 1" × 1"

How to Use It

Add it to your laptop, water bottle, journal, planner, e-reader, notebook, bedside organizer, or workspace.

Use it as a humorous reminder to slow down and give yourself permission to rest when you need it.

Perfect for adding a little personality to your everyday essentials while celebrating the very relatable art of doing less.

Who It's For

This sticker is made for the beautifully faulted human who occasionally runs out of energy and dreams of becoming one with the nearest couch.

It's for students, creatives, remote workers, introverts, planners, and anyone who understands the universal appeal of lying down after a long day.

If you've ever looked at your to-do list and thought, “What if I was horizontal instead?” Tart understands.

Product Details

Collection: Arts & Crafts / Tart the Turtle
Product Type: Waterproof Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker
Format: Single Sticker
Design: Tart the Turtle: I Want to Be Horizontal
Available Sizes: Standard: 2.5" × 2.1" • Mini: 1" × 1"
Material: Glossy White Vinyl with Glossy Protective Overlay
Waterproof: Yes
Designed & Produced By: Faultedlines