Waterproof Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker — Mock Name Tag: Hello, I'm Oblivious

The Hello, I'm Oblivious sticker is a waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker for the daydreamers, the absent-minded thinkers, and anyone who occasionally misses what's happening right in front of them. Part of the I AM Collection, it celebrates embracing those wonderfully clueless moments with humor and self-awareness.

Wait... what just happened?

You didn't notice someone calling your name.

You walked into a room and immediately forgot why you were there.

Your friends are laughing because you've somehow missed the obvious—again.

It isn't that you don't care.

Sometimes your mind is simply off exploring a completely different thought.

The Hello, I'm Oblivious sticker is for anyone who's ever needed someone to repeat themselves, point out the obvious, or gently remind them what everyone else already noticed.

Because occasionally living in your own little world isn't such a bad place to be.

What's Inside

• Waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker — Mock Name Tag: Hello, I'm Oblivious
• Mock name tag design inspired by humor, self-expression, and wonderfully absent-minded moments

Available Sizes:

Standard: 1.6" × 2.9"
Mini: 0.4" × 0.8"

Size Guide:

Standard (1.6" × 2.9") – Great for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, journals, tablet cases, and larger everyday surfaces.

Mini (0.4" × 0.8") – Perfect for planners, phone cases, pen cases, wallets, sticker albums, and other small accessories.

How to Use It

Place this sticker on your laptop, water bottle, planner, notebook, phone case, or anywhere that could use a little personality and humor. The mini size is perfect for decorating planners, journals, pencil cases, and sticker collections.

Because sometimes the funniest moments are the ones you didn't even realize were happening.

Who It's For

This was made for the beautifully faulted human whose mind is often wandering somewhere else.

It's perfect for students, creatives, dreamers, planners, office workers, stationery lovers, and anyone who's ever missed the obvious, forgotten why they walked into a room, or needed someone to say, "You weren't paying attention, were you?" If being delightfully oblivious is part of your charm, this sticker was made for you.

Production Details

Designed as part of the I AM Collection, this waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker celebrates self-expression, humor, and embracing the wonderfully absent-minded moments that make us human. Produced in small batches and printed on glossy white vinyl with a glossy protective overlay, each sticker is made to add personality wherever it sticks.

Collection: I AM Collection
Product Type: Waterproof Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker
Format: Single Sticker

Available Sizes:
• Standard: 1.6" × 2.9"
• Mini: 0.4" × 0.8"

Material: Glossy White Vinyl with Glossy Protective Overlay
Waterproof: Yes
Designed and Produced By: Faultedlines