Waterproof Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker — Mock Name Tag: Hello, I'm a Clutz

The Hello, I'm a Clutz sticker is a waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker for the wonderfully accident-prone, the serial trip-and-fall experts, and anyone who somehow manages to bump into doorframes, drop their keys, or spill their drink at the worst possible moment. Part of the I AM Collection, it celebrates embracing your imperfections with humor and remembering that a few mishaps don't define you.

Oops... there I go again.

You trip over absolutely nothing.

You walk into the edge of the table you swore wasn't there a second ago.

You somehow drop your phone while trying to be extra careful with it.

Being a little clumsy isn't always convenient, but it does make for some unforgettable stories—and a good excuse to laugh at yourself every now and then.

The Hello, I'm a Clutz sticker is for anyone who's learned that perfection is overrated and that life's little mishaps are simply part of the adventure.

Because sometimes the best memories begin with, "Well... that wasn't supposed to happen."

What's Inside

• Waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker — Mock Name Tag: Hello, I'm a Clutz
• Mock name tag design inspired by everyday mishaps, humor, and self-expression

Available Sizes:

Standard: 1.6" × 2.9"
Mini: 0.4" × 0.8"

Size Guide:

Standard (1.6" × 2.9") – Great for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, journals, tablet cases, and larger everyday surfaces.

Mini (0.4" × 0.8") – Perfect for planners, phone cases, pen cases, wallets, sticker albums, and other small accessories.

How to Use It

Place this sticker on your laptop, water bottle, planner, notebook, phone case, or anywhere that could use a little personality and humor. The mini size is perfect for decorating planners, journals, pencil cases, and sticker collections.

Because sometimes the best way to handle an awkward moment is to laugh and keep going.

Who It's For

This was made for the beautifully faulted human who's learned to embrace life's little accidents with a smile.

It's perfect for students, creatives, planners, office workers, stationery lovers, and anyone who's ever dropped their coffee, walked into a wall, or tripped over absolutely nothing. If you're proudly, unapologetically a little clumsy, this sticker was designed with you in mind.

Production Details

Designed as part of the I am... Series, this waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker celebrates self-expression, humor, and embracing your wonderfully imperfect moments. Produced in small batches and printed on glossy white vinyl with a glossy protective overlay, each sticker is made to add personality wherever it sticks.

Collection: I AM Collection
Product Type: Waterproof Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker
Format: Single Sticker

Available Sizes:
• Standard: 1.6" × 2.9"
• Mini: 0.4" × 0.8"

Material: Glossy White Vinyl with Glossy Protective Overlay
Waterproof: Yes
Designed and Produced By: Faultedlines